The Little Winkle #24

Welcome to The Little Winkle, the cheeriest bar in the lanes, the cheapest pint in the lanes, and a place so welcoming half of those who enter never want to leave. Well, they never leave.

Make your way across the sticky floor to the bar where countless draught ales with names you've never heard before can fill your glass for a penny. Or if it's something stronger you're after then cast an eye over the array of bottles on the back wall, with curious labels and even more curiously coloured contents.

Keep your other eye on your watch. There's a clock on the wall but time seems to work differently in this place and you might find yourself staying longer than intended. Also keep an eye on your watch because they are a light-fingered lot around here and you may leave lighter than you came in, and with fewer kidneys.

The chatter seems friendly, the music is good, and the drink is cheap. Let your hair down and stop looking over your shoulder - you're among friends here. Lifelong friends. However long that is.